I Like The Way You Think Joke

I like the way you think little johnny s school was having show and tell so the teacher started a guess what s behind my back game.

There are three women in the ice cream parlor. Okay class she said guess what s behind my back. She went to her desk and picked something up. She hints it is hard round and red one of the girls raised her hand and replied it s an apple the teacher says no its a red pin cushion.

One is shot the others fly away. He might as well say which one is married. But i like the way you are thinking little johnny said i have a question for you now. I think its dumb if little johnny s answer was better it d be funny but he never mentioned any wedding ring it just comes out of nowhere.

Johnny if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left none replied johnny. There are three women in the ice cream parlor. The teacher replied no johnny you re wrong but i like the way you think ok teacher i have a riddle for you boasted johnny. The teacher replied no little johnny it s a cherry but i like the way.

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One is shot the others fly away. The teacher said no johnny it s an apple but i like the way that you think. The teacher said if anyone can guess what is in this bag they will be able to go home for the day. No said little johnny the one with the wedding ring on her finger but i like the way you re thinking vote.

Cause the rest would fly away well the answer is four said the teacher. There are none left teacher. There are none left teacher. Let s say three women are at a bar and they each order a single scoop ice cream cone.

Share joke joke has 85 77 from 7562 votes. The one with a husband but i like the way you think. Can you explain that answer little johnny. It s red round and shiny i know teacher.

It s an apple shouted little johnny. The teacher replies the correct answer is 4 but i like the way you think then the little johney says i have a question for you there are three women sitting on a bench having of ice cream one is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream the second is gobbing down the top and sucking the cone the third is bifing off the top of the ice cream which one is married. Teacher can i ask a question teacher. But i like the way your thinking she holds up another bag and hints it.

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Oh you lot need to realise its a joke like get a grip stop being so grumpy sure you have said worse jokes to someone that is the idea of a joke they take the p s out of things. Well that isn t the correct answer but i like the way you think little johnny. Can you explain that answer little johnny.